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Banta: Why has the Government fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years?
Santa: Yeh to bahut aasan sa sawal hai.
Banta [hairan hokar]: To batao jawab..
Santa: Government ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi!
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Santa ka sawal:
Yeh duniya bhi badi ajeeb hai..
Jab mein chup rehta hoon to woh mujhe 'Bewaqoof' samajhti hai.
Aur Jab bolta hoon.....to unka shaq yakin mein badal jata hai..
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Santa Akshay Kumar ki 'Housefull' movie dekhane gaya. Magar dekh nahi saka.
Banta: Oye ! Tu to kitane bar theatre mein gaya tha. Magar movie kyon nahin dekhi ?
Santa: Arre, jab bhi main movie ka ticket nikal ne ja ta to mujhe har bar housefull ka board hi dikhata !
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Banta: Arre Santa, tu aaj doctor ke paas janewala tha na.. ?
Santa: Haan yaar, janewala to tha.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Aaj meri tabiyat thik nahin hai na..isiliye kal chala jaunga..
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Ek baar Santa bahot maar khakar ghar aaya. Banta ne yeh dekha to woh pareshan ho gaya.
Banta: Kya hua, kisane maara tujhe?
Santa: Kya batau, bahot bhookh lagi thi. Paise bachane ke liye ek shaadi mein ghoos gaya.
Banta: Shaadi ki party?
Santa: Haan, andar jaate hi kisine mujhe poocha ki tum kaun ho? To maine jawab de diya ki mein ladki walon ke taraf se hoon.
Banta: To phir kya hua?
Santa: Arre, tab mujhe pata chala ki woh ek birthday party thi!
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Santa bahot pareshan tha. Usaki pareshani Banta ko dekhi nahi gayi. Ek din usane puchh hi liya.
Banta: Are, kai dinonse mein dekh raha hoon, tu bada pareshan rehta hai.
Santa: Haan yaar, mera beta roj mujhase 100 Rs maangta hai.
Banta: Lekin woh in rupayon ka karta kya hai?
Santa: Pata nahin! Maine kabhi use paise diye hi nahin!!
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Santa ne hair cutting ki dukan kholi. Yeh sunkar Banta shaving karane ke liye Santa ki dukan me gaya.
Santa: Muchh rakhani hai?
Banta: Jee Haan, rakhani hai.
Santa ne Banta ki puri muchh kaat di aur Banta ke hath me rakh di.
Santa: Yeh lo! Sambhal ke leke jao!! Jaha rakhani hai rakh lo!!!
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Santa: Main to waqt ke sath apne sare dosto ko bhool gaya tha.
Banta: Oh teri.. phir kya hua?
Santa: Lekin ek film dekhi to sab log phir se yaad aa gaye!
Banta: Kaunsi film?
Santa: Kamine
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Ek deen Santa achanak behosh ho jata hain. Usaki bibi usako hospital le jati hai.
Doctor: Arre! Yeh to mar gaya hai!
Yeh sunkar Santa hosh mein aa jata hai.
Santa: Main Jinda hoon!
Bibi: Tum chup raho ji! Itane bade doctor kya jhuth bolenge?!
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Santa: Doctor sahab, teen saal pehle mujhe bukhar aaya tha.
Doctor [hairani se]: OK. Abhi wapas bukhar aaya kya?
Santa: Bukhar to abhi theek hai.
Doctor: Phir kya problem hai?
Santa: Tab aapne mujhe nahane ke liye mana kar diya tha.
Doctor: To?
Santa: Ab naha sakata hoon kya?!
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